Current HL2DM Server Sounds

The sound system on the HL2DM server has been updated. I will keep this list updated as changes occur.

Play the following sounds by typing the name of the sound into your in-game chat. Do not use the
old @play method to play a sound, as it is no longer used.

Current as of 05 Jul 2010 @1438 (Sounds in red are new or updated)

acdc - AC/DC clip
afk - Going AFK, don't shoot me.
angry - You have made me angry ...
animal - Keep the change you filthy animal.
annoying - Damn that was annoying!
ask - I don't remember asking you a #@$damn thing!.
bad girl - I'm a bad girl.
bad man - You're a very bad man!
bad moon - Bad Moon Rising clip
bad to the bone - Bad to the bone clip
bang bang - Bang Bang clip
bart - Ay carumba!
bash - I'll bash you good!
bbl - Be back later, good game all.
be ashamed - You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
be back - I'll be back (Terminator)
be nice - Hey, be fuckin nice.
beat it - Michael Jackson clip
beef - Where's the beef?
beer! - Ode to beer clip
believe - Are you believin' this shit!
belly button - Why that ain't my belly button ...
bend over - Ok! Bendover!
benny - Benny Hill theme clip
best - Is that the best you can do?
best man - The best man won you bomb throwin drunk!
bfd - ... what's the big fuckin deal bitch! (Cartman)
bigger box - Taco Bell dog I think I need a bigger box.
birth control - You're an inspiration for birth control!
blow ass - Blow it out your ass!
blown up - I've been blown up. Take me to the hospital ...
bold talk - I call that bold talk for a one-eyed black man!
bone - Throw me a frickin' bone here.
boo - Boooo!
boring - Homer Boooring!
bow to me - You will bow to me!
boys and girls - Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
brag - Damn I'm good!
brawn - With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team.
brb - Hey! I'll be right back.
brb2 - Hey hang on you guys I'll be right back.
breakfast - ... I'm gonna have your balls for breakfast ok
bring it - Bring it on!
broom - I oughta break a broom handle off in you ass!
bs! - This is such bull(beep) (Cartman)
bubble gum - It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! But I'm all out of gum.
bullet - Out here due process is a bullet.
bully - Ya know, nobody likes a bully!
burn - Disco Inferno clip
buttox - Maybe it's just me, but I believe we're gonna have to get midevil on your buttox.
canadian - You poor misguided Canadian bastard.
ccr - CCR clip
clean up - Looks like clean-up on aisle four.
come get some - Come get some!
cornholio - I am cornholio ...
crap - Aww crap!
crazy - Bugs Bunny Ya crazy idgit!
crowbar - You gotta love my crowbar!
cry - Baby crying
cry baby - Baby crying
cry more - TF2 Heavy Cry some more!
cya - See ya later!
daffy - You're despicable!
damn! - Damn!
dance - Everybody dance now clip
dead jim - Bones He's dead jim.
denied - Denied!
dickwad - Chill out, dickwad!
did not happen - This did not just happen!
doc - Bugs Bunny I don't think you should have done that doc.
doctor - Bugs Bunny Is there a doctor in the house?
doh - Doh!
donkey balls - Ah man this is gonna suck donkey balls! (Cartman)
dont ask me - Don't ask me.
doomed - Oh no, we're all doomed!
dudley - Dudley Do-right clip
dumb - You are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know!
dust - Another One Bites the Dust clip
dying - Bugs Bunny Oooo I'm dyin'!
eat this - Hey! Eat this you bastard!
evil lol - Evil laugh
fart! - Fart clip
finger - The phone is ringing, and I cannot linger, so lookout butt, here comes my finger.
fire him - Fire him, ya, fire him ...
freeze - Freeze gopher! (Caddy Shack)
funny - I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
giggle - Gopher giggle.
gonads - Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains.
good game - Good game.
gg - Good game.
gg! - Good game.
good luck - Good luck out there buddy, you're gonna need it!
gotta hurt - Oooo. That's gotta hurt!
grrr - Angry cat
great shot - Great shot!
gs - Great shot!
haha! - Ha Ha!
hal - I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
head off - Hey I'll blow your frickin head off! (Cartman)
hell! - Send 'em to hell!
hello - Hello.
hi - Hello.
howdy - Hello.
hillbilly hell - I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQs dropping by the second ...
hiss - Angry cat with hiss
hoho - Ho ho very funny, ha ha, it is to laugh (Daffy Duck)
holy shit - Holy Shit ...
homerbeer - Homer Wow I'll never drink another beer ...
hurry - Hurry it up, we're burning daylight.
i fart - I fart in your general direction (Monty Python)
i feel good - James Brown clip
i like beer - I like beer clip
i suck - Holy crap, I suck!
im out - Homer That's it I'm outta here!
invincible - Homer I am invincible, invincible!
jack shit - I got news for you pal... jack and shit ...
jackass - You suck, you suckass!
kahn - Kahn!!
kick ass - I'm gonna kick your ass bitch!
kill ya - You do that and I'll kill ya.
kiss butt - Homer Kiss my hairy yellow butt!
ladies - Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.
law - I Fought the Law clip
lol! - Laugh
maroon - Bugs Bunny What a maroon! What an ignoranimus!
medic - Medic!!
meow - Meow, meow
muhaha - Evil laugh
nasty - Oh! You said a nasty word!
need beer - Homer no function beer well without.
nice girl - Nice girl, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.
nice shot - Wow! Nice shot!
ns! - Wow! Nice shot!
ns - Wow! Nice shot!
nimcowpoop - Bugs Bunny What a gullibull... What a nimcow poop!
nipples - Come on, rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy! (Cartman)
not hurt you - Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you ...
nothing personal - Nothing personal mate, I'm just better!
oh dang - Nah dang.
outsmart - Bugs Bunny Um, it looks like you out-smarted me.
party - Celebrate! clip
pay - Oh yeah, you'll pay, you will definitely pay!
pfft - Pffttt!
pissing me off - You're pissing me off!
poop - Holy poop on a stick!
pray - You better say your prayers you flee bitten varmint...
probe - I didn't ask for the anal probe!
pwn - I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
revenge - Revenge is so very very sweet! (Cartman)
ring of fire - Ring of Fire clip
rip balls - I'm gonna rip your balls off ...
rude - You being rude to me! Don't chain me down with your... manners.
run forest - Run Forest run! Run Forest!
scooby - Scooby Dooby Doo!
shoot it - Don't just stand there! Pick up that gun and shoot it!
shutup - Shut up your mouth!
slacker - Get back to work you slacker!
smell - Do you smell what I smell?
squeel - Squeel boy, squeel!
steel balls - I've go balls of steel.
stinker - Bugs Bunny Ain't I a stinker!
stress - I'm warning you I am seriously stressed out here!
stupid person - This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth.
suicide - Suicide is Painless clip
suspect - Waiting for suspect.
take that - ... take that bitch!
this game sucks - This game sucks!
this sucks - This sucks!
touch - Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
ty sir - Thank you sir may I have another!
underdog - Underdog theme clip
victory - Victory is mine! ... Damn you all!
war - Bugs Bunny Of course you know this means war!
wasted - Wasted!
weiner - There once was a man from Venus, with a rocket ship for a, uh, weiner.
whip it - Whip it clip
whip out - Escuse me while I whip this out!
who ate the donuts - Do you know who ate all the donuts?
who cares - If I may be so blunt, who gives a shit!
who daddy - Who's your daddy!
wild - Duke Nuke'm Born to be wild.
wood - Beavis and Butthead clip
woohoo - Woohoo!
worse - It can't get any worse than this can it?
wth - What the hell was that crap!
yippie - Yippie Kay Yah Mother(beep)er!
you suck - You suck!

The following sounds are built-in to Half-Life 2:

ah
be careful
becareful
beer i owe ya
careful
careful!
cheer
dear me
duck
follow me
gee thanks
get away
get down
get down!
giggle2
halt
head humpers
here it comes
hmm
let me think
look out
move on
muhaha2
nice
nice!
no stop!
no!
omg2
out of the way
over here
ow
poff
poor laszlo
pushing it
quickly
run
run!
runforyourlife
scary
shutup2
something secret
stay close
strider
take cover
uh oh
uhoh
watchout
watchout!
welcome
what the
whoops
yes
yes!
zombies

Thank you o wise and odoriferous gopher, may yer pups always be playful....

hehe. thanks Rocster!

I emailed you a zip with about 10 good sounds in it. Very Happy